[Smasheeie]

A poem by Smasheeie Smashey

Smasheeie id smarrt Smasheeie is sweet, Smasheeie lub gnom dem gud to eet.

Dorfs are gud too dey traval frum far, dem alwayz arive en nice pikle jar.

Smasheeie id big Smaseeie id strong, Smasheeie an elfs not get elong.

Dey neva be nice, say Smasheeie dum enstead.

But smarrt elf no make fun wen Smasheeie sit on dem head.

Thenk you.