Nobody gives a fuck about reality. Welcome to the pale blue dot.
And, godking, if this thread is going to continue... if your inquiry into this that and the other of suicide is of particular interest to whatever the fuck it is you're doing, I'd suggest reading emile Durkheim. He wrote a book.. he titled it "suicide".
I think we've all grown up enough to understand the gravity of this discussion. It's not about your self. Rather by this time you've begun to understand that those impressions are universal-- despite the justice or injustice of your fate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2J7wSuFRl8