I'd hate to be this kids drug dealer.
"Hey Excidium, It's me Systolic! Do you have any of that awesome smack you sold me the other day? I would like to buy some for $30. If we get caught though, don't worry. I'm the most charming, informative whistle-blower bad-ass mother trucker this side of town".
Gmail: You have a new Message on your timeline from Systolic
Excidium: "Well that's awkward."
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