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Originally Posted by azeth
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man why are you so vulgar? for real.. do you wake up pissed off everyday?
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Limited vocabulary much, Azeth? I mean, you read someone call me vulgar recently and decide to parrot that word? Because frankly you don't seem to understand what it means. That last post could be construed as aggressive, but with a Fuck Ratio of only two per one hundred words and only one mention of gnome cock, it was hardly vulgar.
No friend, I wake up with a blue-bird perched on my bulging morning-wood, whistling fucking doo-dah while it digs for worms in my urethral opening. I wake up with the sun all anthropomorphic outside my window, grinning like it's cum-drunk and drooling over my boner. Bunnies and deer and naked bitches crowd the foot of my bad and regale me with fucking songs and shits. Waking up is fucking rad.