View Single Post
  #9  
Old 08-26-2013, 04:27 PM
Roku Roku is offline
Kobold


Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 135
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirtytony [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
sources confirm that in recent months the number of competent, able-bodied clerics has been diminishing with the recent outbreak of syphilis among dwarves and their smaller sex slaves the gnomes.

Due to these unprecedented events; and the fact that high elf clerics are known homosexuals the cleric populace has been in dire need of resurrection.

Of course one can always roll Euridite cleric but then one must suffer the rest of their lives as a ni**er
This made me think of Blazing Saddles ... classic lol