[Hasbinbad]

#1.) You're a dipshit.

#2.) Nobody thinks cazicthule (forum account) is cazicthule (ingame name), so you're a dipshit.

#3.) Bazek isn't smart enough to mastermind this sort of plot.

#4.) Suck the gnarly sweat off my grodies, bitch; I'll be prison gay for you.

Step 1: Obtain a razor.
Step 2: Run the bathwater.
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Profit.

Sincerely,
Hasbinbad

P.S.
Can your dad hook me up with a rad low rider from his dealership?