[karsten]

America is the best country in the world, as evidenced by our ability to get fat if we choose, the rest of the world is forced to eat only horse meat and play sports with dead goats without ever given the chance to get fat

bessy i'm going to eat you and afterwards i'm going to still be hungry, i'm going to cover you in oil and mcdonalds hot mustard sauce because that's what americans eat and it's the tastiest of all chicken mcnugget sauces