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Best haiku gets a free ticket to DFW airport where i will pick you up in a limo and take you out to a genuine texas steak house where we will drink fine aged whiskey and then head back to my parents house for a night cap and a movie.

The next morning i will drive you back to the airport and send you on your way back home with a humble bow and a rose for you to remember me by.

let the games begin and good luck to all you gorgeous women out there.