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Originally Posted by kotton05
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Okay so I don't know if this was incest since there wasn't any sexual intent in the technical sense but here it goes....
When I was little my mom used to use a butt plug on me (she called it my poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out when I poop and wipe my ass then put it back in... so EQ gave me great relief.
I was really young at the time so I thought everyone did this but this one time at school it fell into the toilet and I flushed it on accident. So when I got back to class I told the teacher I flushed my poop plug. She had no idea what I was talking about and sent me to the nurse.
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 mins they decided to call the cops. The police started asking all these questions and I was scared cause I thought I was in trouble for losing my poop plug....
Turns out my mom was a schizo and was makings wear this shit so Satan couldn't stick his cock in my ass to make me gay.
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