[Lazortag]

One time I was in EC with my bard kiting around all the NPC's in the zone because I'm just uber that way. After five hours of finally getting every single mob in the zone, everyone was shitting a brick because they couldn't kill anything and since I had engaged the mobs first they were powerless to stop me. For hours on end I was kiting these mobs and watched as pathetic little noobs stayed permanently at level 1 because they couldn't kill anything. Then one of the noobs tried killing one of my mobs but a GM stepped in just in time, and gave him a three month suspension for attempted KSing. Then I went and found some little nooblets on a hill, I went down the hill so that the mobs couldn't see me and the mobs were like "lol wtf" so they just hit the players nearest to them, mercilessly slaughtering everyone around. Then the mobs started chasing me again and I went to the tunnel where I decided I was going to finish them off, but I went up a hill again so the mobs just attacked whoever was closest, demolishing everyone in the tunnel. So the zone was empty for a while except for me and my little train of mobs, and at this time I was running around in a circle trying to bunch my mobs up together so I could one-shot them with denon's desperate dirge. Then someone respawned back at the tunnel because they were bound there, so I was like "lol why not" and I FD'd next to him and killed him. Then he respawned again and I killed him again, and I hacked his computer so that he couldn't just unplug it or turn off the game or disconnect his internet, so he got into a death loop and lost 45 levels. While this was happening the pathetic little shrimp was begging me to stop, saying that he would sell me his soul if I just stopped training and hacking him, but I was like "lol no" so I just kept on killing him until he was level 1. Then he tried to 90% rez all of his corpses to profit from exp, but I petitioned a GM and told him he was exploiting, and after a thorough and transparent investigation that was observed by a panel of impartial judges, they agreed and banned him for ten years.