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Old 12-17-2013, 01:00 AM
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Okay, I am a noob when it comes to hardcore gay sex, I just rimmed my first tranny about a week ago. I am currently trolling craigslist and was downtown begging strangers for felching. I had more than one person tell me that I was a "twink noob" because I am completely hairless and diminutive. I pointed out that I was 4 inches dilated and my beads had slipped all the way in and all I heard back is "well they are just as lost and retarded as you are."

SO question is, at what point do I stop leaking? Apparently some people have the right to control where people go for anonymous intercourse. So am I being a bitch if I'm always on bottom? I got tired of feeling lonely so I let strangers hump me on the bus.

So far my experience has been great with a lot of nice and friendly people, but there must be something in the air today because everyone is whining like such bitches it's not even funny.