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Old 01-01-2014, 02:28 PM
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The best thing about miniature elf maidens is how huge your dick appears in contrast. One way to enhance your immersion is to draw a dragon's face on your wang. For the advanced fapper, it is possible to fill the hollow of your penis with lighter-fluid by inserting a cartridge inside your urethra. Then your dragon can breathe flames. Be warned though, fiery jizz is worse than napalm.

Anyway, did not vote. Not really my thing.