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Originally Posted by baalzy
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Alternate version.
Greatest hunter realized if he took the extra meat he had he could use it to coax the women of the village to give him blow jobs.
Other hunters realized they too could use their extra deer meat to trade for blow jobs.
Thus Capitalism was born.
However, one day the Greatest hunter realized if he killed off the other hunters then only He would have meat to trade for blow jobs.
So he did. However, despite his great virility he could only have so many blow jobs per day and thus the women of the village began to felicitate him for less and less meat. Eventually only the most skilled givers of blowjobs were able to adequately feed their family.
Because he was now the only hunter in the village and he controlled who ate and who did not, none were able to grow strong enough to challenge him. Those who attempted to farm or domesticate animals too were slaughtered by the Greatest hunter, in order to maintain his grip on the blow job market.
Thus the village realized the folly of unchecked Capitalism.
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This sounds like Nihilum on Red, except substitute blow jobs for meaningless pixels on a 14 year old elf simulator.