Some girl i wanted to fuck but isnt really my style (material, obsessed with being thin) sleeps over my moms at christmas, my mom asks if its ok if me and her sleep in the same room. She says sure, same room. Im checking out stuff on the laptop, and shes telling me how shes fucking this football pro guy with no strings attached, and that she doesnt speak alot of english so would i mind helping her a bit (shes fiddling with her cell phone)? She says "You can tell me something dirty" I answer: "Sorry i dont really find football pro guys inspiring". OOPS. Not really oblivious but i thought anecdote was good enough to post lol.
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