No vehicles of any kind for any reason!
1. That ambulance doesn't need access. EMTs get out and hoof it through the park to whatever poor sod is hurt.
2. No bikes! They're just as bad as the motor vehicles.
3. No vehicles for old people or gimped. They don't need parks. Parks are for the young and playful!
4. No maintenance vehicles! Lazy cherry picker can hoof it with a ladder. And you don't need a truck to pick up the garbage.
5. No commercialism in the park! EVER! Violators will be nuked. You too, little Miss Girly Scout.
And everybody else, STFU! I'm trying to listen to the birds.
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Gnawlunzs Phrogphry
Master Angler, Baker, Cadger, Drunk
"If you can't eat a frog, then eat two."
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