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Originally Posted by Colgate
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the horrifying story is that rogean said that the box will be shut down in x months and that they're trying to phase out the population by griefing them off the server with god awful exp rates instead of losing the idea that their servers have integrity and don't get wiped/shut down
shutting down a dead server doesn't look as bad
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What happened was Rogean called the staff together at his house, and they were about to begin when the doorbell rang. Sirken got up to get the pizza, for they had ordered lunch, such was the volume and enormity of their plans to save Red99. He opened the door and it was no pizza man at all, instead it was a chinaman with an uzi! He kicked Sirken aside and yelled, "Hah! You think you fool Boss Fong by using P99 donations to launder the Yakuza's money, but Boss Fong is no fool, prepare to die!" You see, Rogean once washed money for the Triads, but switched to the Poison Fist of the Orient when they offered him a better return.
The men at the table winced, expecting to be sprayed with bullets, but Sirken rose from behind, pulled a table leg out, and bludgeoned the triad hitman to death. It was at this precise moment that the Papa John's delivery man did arrive at the door. Well he can't be bought off, so Sirken murdered him too.
They then dragged both men into the bathroom and cut their bodies up. At this time Deru had to google directions to a New Jersey forest to dispose of the bodies. Rogean dipped his cheseeburger pizza into the garlic sauce and said, "welp, better nerf exp in the mean time, then we can implement an exp bonus that will lead to a newbie utopia. Crushbone will be a land of plentiful pvp!" They buried the bodies thirty miles southwest of Trenton.