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Old 04-06-2014, 01:03 PM
Portasaurus Portasaurus is offline
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stupid velious totem stupid and inedible. and stupid.

delicious sea dragon steaks delicious!

cmooooooooooon. please please please?

Note: If I can't reach an understanding with the raiders, I'll be forced to attempt to socially hack the meat out of your guilds.

Speaking of... Any suggestions for emotionally weak T1 guild members that could help me organize some sort of Oceans 11 dragon-meat heist? Maybe we could do it like Office space and just take 1 meat per week/month so it's not noticeable? Either way, we'll need a very small Asian man who can do lots of back-flips.

WTB meat spies
WTB small, acrobatic asian man

-your Greengrocer