[Lazortag]

Once about ten years ago I had just finished camping royalz in Sol B and had a bunch of bronze in my inventory. I couldn't be fucked to actually auction it or give it away to players like a nice person, so I sold it all. However, in the process I accidentally sold the rubicite breastplate I just happened to have in my inventory, along with my mana stone, thex dagger, jboots, golden efreeti boots, crown of king tranix, robe of the ishva, naggy drums, vox horn, rusty short sword, enrollment letter, and other items that look like exactly like bronze armor. Then, I petitioned for hours until a GM came online and he was like "sure fellow adventurer, I'd love to reimburse you" but then just as he was trading me the items back I went linkdead, and then my house burned down and I went on vacation for 6 days and 23 hours. However, while I was on vacation I had access to a computer (because I go on totally cool vacations like that) so I went back online and petitioned again, explaining the ordeal I had went through, but unfortunately I got one of those tough guy GM's and he was like "get fucked kid, we don't reimburse items for stupid dumb-dumbs", so I said "f u lol" and he banned me for over 9000 years. Then I sold my account on eBay to some chinese people. This was all on p99 of course.