it's actually pretty easy to not offend anyone, if you consider the consequences of what you say and give a thought towards how it might affect someone past your utter indignation of being "oppressed" by your inability to use hate speech.
and since louie ck is the crux and validation of your point of view,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-55wC5dEnc&feature=kp
also i didn't call anyone a faggot, i was referring to its usage. homosexuality isn't bad so i don't use it as an insult.