Your plate looks like a TV dinner. Bland as fuck. You're trying to squeeze that bottle in every shot like its the first bottle of liquor you have ever owned. I bet you drank till you puked that night.
In the picture you can tell you're just a douchebag who still lives with his parents. Old school brick home your mommy and daddy retired in with a huge flag out front. I know them neighborhoods.
Bitch I see right though you. =)
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