Alas, the hour of blackened iron death was upon us.
Grumphilda fought heroically against a superior foe.
Her blades rang out in the stone halls like the tolling of funeral bells
ACH! LADDIES! She cried
THEY BE ATTACKIN!!
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And O' was her beard not brilliant like a summer moon
As the crimson blood spewed from her chest
Cresting through the air like a wave
and misting us all?
Lament for the honorable beauty Grumphilda
and pledge a prayer to Brell for her resurrection
For she is a beauty and a beast like this world has never known.
I still remember the first time we met
Outside the Citadel
Her spicy musk filling the air like the scent of Yola's sweet c
ookies, fresh from the oven..
Just as fondly as I remember her
Tenfold was the fury of my wrath as I lashed out onto the goblin foes
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But there was nothing for it.
Grumphilda fell.
Like a beautiful titan.
And then Sunt the Simple
And Billybarty Sillyparty
My first deputy.
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At the end of the onslaught, it was just Jumbeat and I.
He had hidden behind a barrel like a smart lad
as I, enraged, eviscerated our many foes.
At the end of the onslaught, it was just Jumbeat and I.
My hands were shaking, palms sweaty
Without the good lad Jumbeat, there is no doubt
I would have finished myself then
Ended the horror that is life in this world.
But no! Jumbeat the brave,
He pilfered the goblins for their paltry coin and said
We must go on!
For we have a QUEST!!
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