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Originally Posted by Eslade
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Manly girl? Check
Dimly lit restaurant to conceal just how ugly you both are? Check
Ordering the same shit food you always take pictures of? Check
Still a pathetic faggot? You better believe that's a check.
I'm sort of glad that you didn't hang yourself, who else would bother paying shit like this? Don't dismiss the idea of suicide just yet. There are so many ways, I'd say a midget like yourself doesn't weigh much so I'd say tie a rope to some rafters in your parents garage. If you can't reach, ask your dad for help and he'll do it with the biggest smile on his face that you'll ever see. Tie the other end around your neck, jump off of a chair and hang out for a while.
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You should compile all your TLDRs and make a fictional book about me. Drunk and having a blast!
Mad..