Juntsie offer supplemental status update.
Swamp hunting nearly come to close, cuz remembering how to bash again. Juntsie had good adventure in swamp, and meet lots of folk. Belikwar bash with Juntsie; good Troll warrior, but he need to work on troll dialectic. Rafeeki, ogre, make fun of Juntsie and give him better club, which used to control local froglock population. Sadly, no luck at enforcing permit violations or selling professional services, but swamp so well regulated that not surprising.
A long time ago, mebbe thirteen years or so, Juntsie used to travel around and bash all sorts of big things: dragons, giants, big crystal giants, and moar. Had lots of loots. Then settled down, became licensed troll professional, got wife, and take care of damn dog. Wife so mad at Juntsy tho that he have to travel far away from Grobb, so he run toward desert.
In an effort to reduce environmental impact caused by uncontrolled snake population, Juntsie bash in desert till learn new spell. Met lots of folk hunting big giant that never there. Juntsie informed them of secret theory: speculation and conjecture that giant only spawn at night. If giant anything like Juntsie, he probably scared of wife and run away. Wife get very angry at night, especially if she catch female starting at Juntsie (which is only natural).
Then, Juntsie engage in commercial transactions in tunnel. Drive hard bargains. Lizard Savok nice enough to sell Juntsie full banded armor at steep discount. Then performed analytic calculation after equipping banded armor. Found steep decline in mood and fertility of local female population. Suspect covering natural nude troll form cause female to lapse into depression and loose hormone. Still researching.
Hunt in common land for while longer, then go bash skeletons across ocean. Maybe professional services in greater demand with lizards.
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Juntsie Grobbstein (Green)
Juntsie Professional & Shaman Services, LLC
Licensed Troll Professional (J.D., M.D., Th.D., R.D., R.C.C., Ph.D., C.P.A., L.S.L.P)
Known Associates: Oakenhops Valebrewer (51 Druid <Dial a Port>); Korezril (50 Monk <Ancient Blood>) ; Xeirella L'Veldriss (52 Necro)
Professional troll services fer gud rates, including da raid dispute resolution. Dis message confidential and not intended for tax purpose. Protect swamp. Tink green before print.
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