[Kekephee]

Originally Posted by Juntsie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Juntsie hereby submit sworn testimony of community philantrophic, race relations, and food-distribution expert, Kekephee, to meat-spin motion record. Kekphee expert cuz he observe act of giving meat and other tum-tums in da tunnel. Juntsie submit Kekephee declaration attaching CV as exhibit if GM need.

I will further testify that as a member of the Erudite community I have first-hand experience with the dynamics of race-relations on a socioeconomic scale in Norrath, and in addition to this perspective I also have first-hand experience with regards to the distribution of foodstuff by Greengrocer. Additionally, I bring forth the testimony of Grumphilda Whoopinstein, to whose nuptual ceremonies Greengrocer provided catering free of charge:

Originally Posted by Grumphilda

Aye, if t'weren't far auld Greengrocer, 'twould'a been a morbid affair. Me fathar Hammerbeard spent all'a the wedding funds on ale and wine and forget completely to buy food! When the suitors showed up, t'were nary a leg of mutton tae feed them, which is a huge problem when the first sons a' such respectable Kaladim families as House Vicobrime, Clan Weaselfang, Clan Poonanifuck, and House Brickleg gather tae compete in physical combat, battlin' and slayin' and wrasslin' fer the hand'a a maiden. Thanks be tae Brell that Greengrocer showed up, unrequested, and started passin' out nibbles! I offered tae compensate him from the very dowry the suitors were fightin' far, and his answer were, 'Nae, lass, keep yer silvers and gold- 'tis good enough fer Greengrocer tae see the smiles on yer beautiful dwarfen faces." Nary a man in Norrath can lay claim to such generosity and such a strong givin' spirit as that one, and I'll slice the arse off'a any man who dares tae call me a liar on this matter!

A'caurse, the weddin' feast ended with ol' Filbus returnin' from his watery grave and slaughterin' everybody left 'n' right, but that's neither here nor there and has nae bearing on the matter at hand, that bein' the fate of auld Greengrocer.