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Old 08-23-2014, 10:53 PM
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Da next thing Dumgorf know, Dumgorf standing in front of a lot of people, and dere one people shouting at Dumgorf. He say, "Dumgorf the Ogre, you stand accused of shamelessly promoting a casino in the East Commons tunnel, an activity that has been strictly outlawed by order of the Master Council and The Great Developer. A tribunal of your superiors has found you guilty of this crime, and you are sentenced to imprisonment in the Ice Bastille."

Dumgorf have no idea what dat mean.


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Dey give Dumgorf a nice orange outfit and dey put him in a very tiny room. Dumgorf wait der until it time to leave. But time to leave never come. Dumgorf sit in that tiny room for a very long time. Dumgorf no sure how long; der no sky or window to outside to see is it day or night.

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Der a little window with metal bars on it, but it do no good for knowing what time it is. After a while, Dumgorf start to get very sad. Dumgorf worry about how long Dumgorf gonna be in dis place. Dumgorf feel like Dumgorf been in der for years. Dumgorf wonder what Crunga and Erung are doing. Dumgorf miss home. Dumgorf cry a lot before he go to sleep sometimes. But more den anything, Dumgorf hungry. Dey no give Dumgorf good food to eat; dey come in when Dumgorf sleeping and dey bring slice of nasty meat dat taste like grass, cup of dirty water, and small loaf of bad bread. Dumgorf no can eat most of da time anyway, because Dumgorf tummy is upset because Dumgorf can no sleep good because der nothing to do but lay in bed all day. Dumgorf not happy.


One day, Dumgorf hear a voice next to him. He find out somebody in another tiny room right next to his. Dumgorf has a friend!
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