"September 26. My soul longed for mortification of indwelling desire for Taco Bell, an abominable staple of the young Chippewas that beckons the mouth, but greatly burdens my intestinal fortitude. I also believe I may have become addicted to a pagan power drink they call Mountain Dew Code Red. Cursed carbonation and pintos ‘n’ cheese! I am so disordered in body by my attempts to mirror the heathen’s cultural identity, that I have only the strength for the confinement of my bed where I will attempt much fasting, prayer, and the intermittent viewing of the Hogan’s Heroes marathon on TV Land. That Sargeant Schultz is a hoot." - "dave" brainerd
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