Are you exhausted arguing the merits and downfalls of variance? Do you have a family with mouths to feed?
Then Red99 is the place for you and your pals, because we don't have variance, and there's not really anything we can do to feed your family, but we're still pretty cool.
<Holocaust> is HARBORING BLUE GUILDS UNDER OUR TAG that want to come over and basically sweep the world map of mobs like ballers without asking to do so.
Come on over today and be men (and women, why do people still use that phrase?) with us. We will teach you everything you need to know about PvP.
Why do I suddenly care about pumice? What's a crimson potion? Why is the Innoruuk shield so dope on an enchanter on a PvP server? What spells are most effective on players? Why does SoW and levitate have to be 14th and 15th in my buff slots at all times?
We can share these answers with you, and we can also feed your family in real life but also totally not do that because we don't have the resources and we don't RMT but we would definitely help you out if needed unless you were a total asshole and nobody in the guild liked you in which case we'd probably not care and let you fend for yourself IRL instead of baking things and sending them to you.
I haven't gotten a PM yet about a whole guild coming over, but I know some of you are interested/ thinking about it/ have thought about it in the past.
Now is the time, bros. You can rebuild your pals to 60 in 2-4 weeks on Red. The exp is swell, the swinging dicks are obnoxious, and we have literally 0 women playing. Just kidding, there's like two... maybe. We have one in our guild.
What an alluring world I've built for you blue pals. God, I'm awesome.
I love you.
P.S. did i mention that I want you to play on Red99.
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