Call me old fashioned..
I want a woman who is going to have a steak seasoned and ready to grill the moment I drive up from work every day, with sides already prepared. I want a woman who will rear my babby correctly so that I know some nameless person doesn't get to fill their heads with nonsense. I like my shit clean and dust free damnit. If a chick can keep deez entertained and drained on the daily, whilst simultaneously able to wake up in the morning, make me coffee, make my lunch, do the dishes, vacuum my berber, mop my floors, dust my lamps and shit, scrub my toilet, start dinner, watch her fucking soaps or whatever, all while changing diapers and breastfeeding and shit, I'll throw a dime or two down on her boarding and upkeep. Shiiiit. Sounds like a good deal to me. She might even get a pair of shoes or some shit. Females like presents. I'm in school to get a job that pays me enough that I can support a family, and besides, females can work from home for some extra cheese these days. Count me in.
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