[Abacab niggah]

For $10 you can get any toon you want unbanned if it's a minor infraction ($20 if it's more serious)

For $50 GM's will turn a blind eye to your two-boxing ways and if you use MQ they might just let that slide

For $100 they will show you how to dupe and let you use the exploit for about a week, they will also rule in favor of your guild no matter the problem because you just donated "Gold status"

For $180-200 which is one month server rental, you can get 15 minutes alone time with the #summon item command and a 200mb folder of Tralina nudes