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Old 01-23-2015, 04:01 PM
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On discussion of how each guild would award an Amulet of Necropotence

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Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Depends on the guild:

TMO: Give it to whoever pays the most DKP
IB: Sell it for $50 and leave the server
Taken: Give it to one of the perpetually farming money-hungry officer's alts
BDA: Loot council it to anyone in the inner circle, it doesnt matter who
A-Team: Publish a peer-reviewed academic research paper quantitatively analyzing its usefulness for various classes. Win a nobel prize in statistics
Divinity: Give it some poor minority family in Guatemala
Lord Bob: Choke a nun with it
Knights who say Ni: Take a shit next to a dumpster outside an Outback Steakhouse
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