Another awesome one on the IN.gov careerlink website is "The Heart's River Foundation" which is actively seeking board members and a CFO. Upon sending in a dummy resume you receive a phone call within 24 hours from person named "James Hibaugh" who calls from a private number he slipped up once and didn't *67 the number but oh well.
He starts talking about how he needs a board of directors so he can start collecting money from investors for "humanology studies" when I asked him in-detail about humanology he dropped several vague statements and mentioned something about Eugenics... Basically a pseudo-science that went out of style in the Victorian age.
Eventually pressed him for a in person interview and he never showed up, he agreed to meet at the public library (lol) for an in-depth interview, but before he could finish his agreement he said "be right back" and his mom picked up his other household phone and asked him "When will you be ready to go pick up dinner?" that's right big Hibaugh is hi-ballin' it CEO style in his mother's basement, can't blame him though cause he is too autistic to even understand what a board of directors entails.
to quote his spammed ads:
"Determine and formulate policies and provide the overall direction of companies or private and public sector organizations within the guidelines set up by a board of directors or similar governing body. Plan, direct, or coordinate operational activities at the highest level of management with the help of subordinate executives and staff managers.
This job order is to seat the board of directors for this foundation. Please if applying to promote better efficiency for our human resources and operation be very considerate if not qualified.
Must meet all qualifications to be considered! All job skills requirements must be honored and obeyed!"
for a payscale of "$7.25 - $30.00" with an educational requirement of 2-years vocational.
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