"Vegemite has a chemical in it that destroys the ability to feel love. Australian childs are fed on a diet of it when they are born so that they will not be affected when their peers die from heat, drop bears or shark attack."
Never forget Australias first winter olympics gold was because he was dead last and everyone in front of him fell. The only reason he was in the finals was because same thing happened in the semi finals. The only reason he was in the semi finals was because another guy was disqualified in the quarter finals.
Dis is sad... but goog.
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