Not all that long ago, in a disgusting semi-swamp far, far away, a group of noble adventurers sat awaiting a rumored Dracoliche - the prized skeletal-dragon-mob typically sought after for his healthy arsenal of fine weaponry.
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The adventurers gathered closely around the Fear Portal, defecating in cloth footwear, while listening to old man Franpa tell stories of the past:
[Wed Apr 08 10:27:40 2015] Franswa says, 'Next up, is the story of Drolgurd the Lost’
The adventurers believed they had a good idea of when the rumored Dracoliche would appear. They counted down the hours, and the minutes, second by second. Suddenly, Brutillus, the best Ogre on the server, was struck by a vision of the future:
[Wed Apr 08 11:16:02 2015] Brutillus tells you, 'I HAD OGRE VISIONS'
[Wed Apr 08 11:16:12 2015] You told Brutillus, 'what'
[Wed Apr 08 11:16:14 2015] Brutillus tells you, ‘ogre visions happen only to magic ogre with correct face’
[Wed Apr 08 11:16:22 2015] Brutillus tells you, 'I sees our guild, the letter 7, and riches'
[Wed Apr 08 11:16:24 2015] Brutillus tells you, 'no one told me there's be math'
[Wed Apr 08 11:16:30 2015] Brutillus tells you, 'look at hoof face
[Wed Apr 08 11:16:31 2015] Brutillus tells you, 'so ugly'
[Wed Apr 08 11:16:45 2015] You told Brutillus, ‘interesting'
What did this mean? What does the number 7 signify? Was <Rampage> destined to be the recipients of riches from the rumored Dracoliche? Would there be 7 BCGs?! It was then that a familiar NPC came alive with anger!
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[Wed Apr 08 11:16:02 2015] Cyndreela shouts, ‘BEGONE MISINFORMED NERDS! PREPARE FOR YOUR END, FOR THE MONSOONS AND BONE RAZORS SHALL BE MINE! Heheheheheheh!’
[Wed Apr 08 11:16:05 2015] Ikingl says, ‘nah’
The adventurers leapt to their feet, cheering on Ikingl as he valiantly swung (and missed approximately 75 times) his fancy shadowknight-glowy-sword-thing at the distraught Cyndreela. After 6 minutes of agonizing shadowknight DPS, Cyndreela was vanquished:
[Wed Apr 08 11:22:46 2015] Cyndreela has been slain by Ikingl!
[Wed Apr 08 11:22:46 2015] Cyndreela shouts, ‘FOOLS! YOU THINK YOU KNOW OF THIS DRACOLICHE SPAWN TIME! YOU KNOW NOTHING, RAMPAGE-TMO!’
[Wed Apr 08 11:23:02 2015] Ikingl says, 'Ruby Crown'
[Wed Apr 08 11:23:11 2015] Ikingl says, 'roll 1k everyone'
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The vision was starting to make sense! Alas, riches! Our heroes in <Rampage> were still perplexed by this mysterious number 7 – where would it be found? The randoms starting flowing in, when a miracle took place:
[Wed Apr 08 11:23:27 2015] **A Magic Die is rolled by Imslap.
[Wed Apr 08 11:23:27 2015] **It could have been any number from 0 to 1000, but this time it turned up a 915.
[Wed Apr 08 11:23:30 2015] Imslap says, 'boom'
[Wed Apr 08 11:23:34 2015] **A Magic Die is rolled by Cucumbers.
[Wed Apr 08 11:23:34 2015] **It could have been any number from 0 to 1000, but this time it turned up a 922.
[Wed Apr 08 11:23:40 2015] Imslap says, 'nuuuuuuuu'
The day was seized by our <Rampage> heroes, winning the random by a mere 7! Blessed by Cazic Thule himself it would seem! As it would turn out, Cyndreela was not wrong in her ramblings; there would be no Dracoliche spawning today for our hardy group of adventurers. Today, no one got a Bone Razor. Today, only one guild got to call a ‘win’, with a score of 1 to 0 in crowns. Today, that guild was <Rampage>.
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