*Coddles you as we approach the entrance of free-to-play mountain.*
I glance in your direction and motion ahead. "We have arrived," I say. "I sense you may have concerns about what may lie within. Beyond these gates dwells a collection of big bad volunteers. I hear they do this as a hobby, and eagerly await opinions."
"Perhaps you should just hang around the gates for a while," I continue. "Those whom who have been evicted surely have the best opinions."
How wise you are not to make your own decisions. That's better left to the RPGs.