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Originally Posted by bled12345
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Abacab is sitting at a bar alone.
Abacab sees girl sitting 2 seats down.
Abacab introduces himself, after some small talk girl asks Abacab what his hobbies are.
Abacab replies "I had a level 50 rogue on an MMORPG emulated server that was modded to be like an MMO that came out 11 years ago. I broke a bunch of rules, and for the last 6-7 months I have waged a personal war on a small group of people who independantly developed the server, and the people who play on the server. I've invested hundreds of hours of my time, and now I am spending a bunch of money of to hire foreigners to attack the server with their computers. Its pretty cool. My therapist says I'm being obsessive, but I totally think I am normal, that's why I stopped taking my medication."
Girl replies "oh.. cool, I have to go to the bathroom"
Girl never comes back.
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Damn bro, you burned me but when it comes to strange women at seedy bars it don't matter how I play my cards cause by the end of the month she be all like:
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