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Originally Posted by Lowlife
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I'm looking for the classic equivalent of the Weighted Axe.
Would that be the Gatorsmash Maul?
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Your mom.
Might need to be an ogre in order to handle the weight but once you get her swinging watch out.
For the naysayers out there: I logged 16 straight hours of combat with her against various pumas and rattlesnakes. I than took this data and entered it into SPSS and ran several regressions. As hypothesized her average DPS was equivalent to that of a Weighted Axe.
She was also found to be extremely heavy and very slow with a cronbach alpha of .850
In conclusion the fact that your mother is so fat and stupid had a significant effect on why you are such a god damn retard.