Make the first 10 words cover what you're petitioning if you can. I remember a while back that starting a petition with
"Hey guys it's Swish here and I just wanted to say that I lost my corpse and I've looked everywhere but I think it might have rotted and I was wondering if I could get it put back somewhere if you get a minute."
...is not so helpful.
Try:
"Corpse rotted: Swish. Any chance on getting it restored? xoxox"
I think that helps them a lot more (and reminds them that they're loved). Be short and to the point. Economy of expression etc
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