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The presentation is poor but I guarantee you those are the best cheap scrambled eggs you've ever had. I'm out of my farm-fresh eggs atm =(

Denny's scrambled eggs are disgusting, as are most scrambled I've ever had from restaurants. People are awful at cooking eggs. It takes me over 10 minutes to make those - this is the right way to cook eggs - slow and with butter. There's actually cheese melted throughout it at the end.

Did you guys know that a real farm fresh egg from a healthy chicken can be left on the counter for months and it won't spoil?