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Old 10-15-2015, 06:02 PM
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Default I sexually identify as a pathing point

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I sexually identify as a Pathing Point. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of standing still in Norrath guiding stupid, disgusting creatures to players. People say to me that a person being a pathing point is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install grey skin and square-shaped geometry on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "PPOINT" and respect my right to guide NPCs. If you can't accept me you're a pathingphobe and need to check your EQ_PC class privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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