Hail, traveler.
Has your long road toward fortune got you feeling lonely? Do you find yourself "spinning your meat" in the East Commonlands tunnel, reminiscing the days when you still had a girlfriend?
90% of Norrathians list lack of Erotic Roleplay as the #1 Stressor in their lives. This includes fully immersed elf-lords like Chest Rockwell, Kekephee, and Detoxx. Even the one percenters of our world are having issues enjoying a nice /em handjob.
Are you ready for a new life? A life where everytime you go to EC you can get yourself erotically serviced via 100% pure elf roleplay?
Meet Platwhore.
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Platwhore is a young wood elf from the woods of Kelethin. She's dirty, sexy, and ready to play.
Platwhore's hobbies include suck!ng, f*cking, and counting platinum. Her heart is made of solid plat and is as pure as a freshly dropped pixel. She's eager, wet, and waiting for you to come "Hail" her and get down to business behind the Shady Swashbuckler.
Don't wait any longer - relieve yourself of your worries with this most ancient of traditions.
50pp for elf handjobs
150pp for elf blowjobs
500pp for full elf service
PST to Platwhore in-game, or PM me here and I will arrange for her to be pimped out.