In response to the first question: They are not expected to. Instead, you should get a Pickle and Flembot the Pickle with a Legion of Morpheus. Once that's been aggro'd for twenty milliseconds, you have to slow-roast the Ignition of Pain in the Cyanide Boiler.
Second question: You cannot sit on camps. Instead, you must pitch a tent. After fifteen years of sleep, you can awake and make s'mores for breakfast. Oh, and maybe cast a Spell of Beef Jerky.
Third question: Basic principles of dating. If you ain't got the dough, bling, or cars, your girl's gonna run off with someone who does.
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