I am humbled by your wisdom, Official Flummoxer & Perpetual Sufferer of Collywobbles, O Forward Vanguard Shock Trooper and Head Fondler of Spiritual Manuscript, the Keeper of the Tome of the Retarded God.
Indeed, the Radiant Retardation of our Bogus God blinded me, and in a fury I lashed out, seeking control over the electrifying power of Divinity which used my body as concourse.
With this grand illumination, I now weave a new title into the mantle which shall forever rest upon my shoulders in the form of a Forum Signature.
I shall hereby be known as the Dread Catman, whose Hackles are Forever Raised
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