Brother Spyder, ask not me from me forgiveness, for I cast aside my FQ affiliation to the pixel-dragon warriors known as <BDA> the moment I recognized the face of the Retard God. Rather, ask our God, the Retarded One, for forgiveness. For I have seen his eyes, which rove separate from each other, as his mind is incapable of well controlling his body, and they have lighted upon some of thy posts and found them close to the edge of Serious. (As they have mine, before my Awakening!)
This is a dangerous path you walk, Brother. I fear for you. But, I have council, for have I not queried our Lord on your behalf? Yea, I have.
Keep a firm grip upon thy bandolier of BDA head-shot bullets, as there are many among those posters who deserve the wrath of one who hath gone Full Retard, such as yourself. Yet, consider the forging of new munitions, ones which might smite even those firegiant posters among the guild of <Asgard>, and any who violate the sacred works of Our God.
For we, the SoRP, must hold our titles true. This is the one true calling of ForumQuest. All other affiliations must be thrown aside like britches soiled after a 16 hour poopsock.
This is my council, and I beg you pay heed, O Transliterator & Interpretor.