Pretty obvious what happened... Putin, Kim Jong Un, and the Ayatollah poisoned him with polonium because they hate our freedom.
But for serious, pretty sure the family denied the autopsy request, and I can't really think of any reason for them to want one. Foul play not suspected, so an autopsy could only really turn up scandalous shit. Like, what if it came back and said he had been railing coke and boozing it up all night? Not great for the legacy. Or maybe he was into auto erotic asphyxiation and some call girl accidentally suffocated him.. again, not great for his legacy. Dude was old and out of shape, a heart attack makes sense, and if it was something else, chance are it would only tarnish his reputation.
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