hmm alot to think about here...actual rhino...half rhino...or rhino-kin
well the first makes the most since to me, rhinos are well known for trying to sneak into the republican party. they hate that! that's why they're always screaming themselves hoarse about so-and-so is a rhino. i will investigate further.
half rhino has the same problems as above but also calls into question constitutional issues. i don't believe there is any provision in our sacred document for a dog to be president, or any non-human or demi-human for that matter. if cruz's mother was infact a rhino, he is ineligible for our nations highest office.
rhino-kin is a tough one. he's legally a person but imagines himself to be a mighty beast of the serengeti. there is nothing precluding him from the job, other than the obvious truth that he's a dangerous lunatic. though that applies regardless of his fursona.
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