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I just played sports today for 3.0 hours. I fucking rule at sports and despite only having played a couple times this year, I was the best player present by a long shot.

I live in a beautiful old house in downtown Grand Rapids, Michigan - a great city, also selected as (Craft) Beer City USA a bunch of times. My house is actually about 100 yards from a new beer hall that was built as an expansion to an existing brewery across town. Come visit sometime - I'll show you a good time. We could go play some sports. Grand Rapids is home to a number of sports national champions whom I play with regularly in the summer. To be honest, folks, I really doubt anyone here is as good at sports as I am. The same goes for most things.

I fucking love sports and Grand Rapids.