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Originally Posted by Ivory [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

"Beep beep boop boop......this is a news bulletin, stay tuned for this breaking news......and tonight, why gnomes and wood elves are so great."

"Thanks Chip. This is Rosen, reporting from ground zero. Recent studies on the surface of Norrath has confirmed a startling fact......trains exist!!"

"What was that? Rosen? Are you there? You were breaking up. "

"Sorry Chip. Yes, I was just reporting that trains....on Norrath...exist!"

"No! This can't be!!!! When did this begin happening?!"

"Well Chip, gnomish scientists believe it has always happened....but we are just now learning of it!"

"Well, that is pretty startling news!!! Thank you for the report Rosen. Up next, did you know you can drown in water? Stay tuned for the full report."

In that story I thought the reporter was going to get trampled by an incoming train, ruined my day bad writing