[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by Sorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If we're talking about stupid ideas for event rewards, I have plenty of them :P

Santug's Hat: summons milk and cookies
Hangover Cure: summons Hair o' the Dog That Bit Ya, insta-max drunk booze
Phat Lewtz: ports you into the middle of Siren's Grotto, roots you, and summons everything in the zone to your position...oh, and casts Ice Comet on you.
The Pants: 5 charges of Allure, -300 CHA, no graphics (OR it's equipped in chest slot and looks like a dress)
Frying Pan of Smiting: 3/12 1HB weapon that procs Fire Bolt and summons a fried egg
Black Cat: infinite charges of Summon Firework, occasionally procs an AE fire spell that hits you and everyone around you if you try to equip it
The Book of Bertoxxulous: summons a fervent believer who spams everyone nearby with "Hello, would you like to talk about our lord and savior Bertoxxulous today?" and casts an AE disease spell every six seconds.

Very nice! I want a Frying Pan of Smiting [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]