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Old 12-24-2016, 04:15 AM
Ivory Ivory is offline
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It was time to get to exploring....

I was surprised to find that the dragons lair wasn't a lair at all....it was actually a city!!! An ancient feople city!!!

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I spent so long exploring....avoiding the feople as they patrolled the hallways....

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Eventually....I discovered their dark secrets though.....they were harvesting brains!!!!!!!

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When I stumbled upon their jail cells....I felt sorry for the iksar they had trapped.....they would surely take his brain....

But then I realized according to gnome science, iksars brains are no where as big as the one I saw. Did you know iksars brains are actually more walnut sized?

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As I explored more....eventually I stumbled upon a troll sleeping on the ground.

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For some reason I guess the feople thought he was dead? But I could tell right away, nope, he was just pretending.

"Hay troll, you need help?"

"Oh...gnome....I'm trapped"

"You seem to be in a pickle! Wants me to help? I GOTTA PLAN!!"

"Yes please"

I knew what I had to do.....

I poked the troll in the side with my dagger so he got up! The feople, realizing he wasn't really dead, all rushed to attack him!! It was over quickly....

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You see, I couldn't carry a live troll all by myself!! Gnome science has shown dead bodies are over 90 percent lighter than living ones!!

I snuck his body away from the feople and up through the dungeon. I had seen other adventurers somewhere in here... I was sure someone could fix dead-itus!

Sure enough I found a cleric with good enough magic and the troll was back! He was saved!! All thanks to gnomes!!

While at the entrance with other adventurers, I figured this was my chance to join a party of fellows and go into the dungeon deeper. I still didn't know my way around ....so this would be good for everyone.

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One person, an iksar named Arget was forming a group.....but for some reason he disbanded me even after inviting me!!! After forming up they ran off deeper into the dungeon....

Oh well, I guess I could keep exploring alone. I continued down a few minutes later.....and.....well, this is what happens when you don't have a gnome in your party.

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