Blow jobs are kind of like pizza; even when they're really bad, they're still pretty good. Just tell her to quit biting you.
Sex, however, is kind of like wine; it most always does the trick, tends to get better with age, but if it's bad, it's fucking horrible and tastes like ass.
Don't even get me started on chicks with bad hygiene. Wash your poons g'damnit.
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